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• It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal.
• I still don't know how to end conversations with people, so now I just quietly hug them until they go away.
• Lifehack: End your day whenever you accidentally close your Gmail tab.
• If you're not a hater you're probably not thinking hard enough.
• My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote.
• If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl.
• The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once…
• The first thing I do when I receive wedding invitations in the mail is read them for typos.
• I totally woke up on the wrong side of the conference table this afternoon.
• Every day is a new opportunity for failure.
• Life is all about waiting for weekends.
• If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her.

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