Jackoff Quotes

3 quotes by 1 authors

• I'm so homophobic that I jackoff with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja
• Give a man some 'pussy' and he'll have 'sex' for a day. Teach a man to 'jackoff' and he'll have 'sex' for a lifetime. — Nikhil Saluja
• I learned how jackoff with my feet, I call it the look ma' no hands. — Nikhil Saluja

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1 author contributed a total of 3 Jackoff Quotes as follows:

• 3 Jackoff Quotes by Nikhil Saluja