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There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you finally see what goes on underwater,you realize that…

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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news…
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes…

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History does not repeat itself except in the minds of those who do not know history. — Khalil Gibran
Yet the fact had no consciousness of itself except through me. — Joyce Carol Oates
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent. — Jonathan Swift
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