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Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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Dogs possess a quality that's rare among humans -- the ability to make you feel valued just by being you -- and…
— Caroline Knapp
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She touched my hand what a chill I got, her lips are like a volcano that's hot.
— Elvis Presley
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'Bitches be hating Cuz I got her man STARING'
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IF I GoT hER bY My LookS and worDS thEN am 100% suRe it WILL taKe TiMe fOR hER HeaRT To FALL…
— Junior Dè Rèál Testament
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I-I-I I can make your bed rock (Young Money) I-I-I I can make your bed rock girl I-I-I I can make your…
— Unknown Author
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I got her attention, stole her heart. now I'm taking her to the altar and change her family name.
— Romeo Huerbana
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She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad. And I got her nigga, grocery bags
— Gudda Gudda
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She say I got her goin round in circles, And she ain't tryna wait in line, She say I got her goin…
— Travis Porter
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I'm running my mouth. Just like I got her but I surely don't.
— Nevershoutnever
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I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the…
— Craig Jones
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She dont be tripping in the morning, I got her legs up by her ears but as soon as we get done,…
— Ne-yo
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