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I Don Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for…
- I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
- Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t…
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- I don`t want to dress up a picture with just my face. — Grace Kelly
- To me, creativity is God. But it will be better if you allow me to change the word god into godliness, because… — Rajneesh
- I don’t look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person. — Rob Ford
- I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it. — Rob Ford
- What am I doing with my life? Am I just going to some humdrum job that I don’t really want to be… — Kai Greene
- The world is on fire! Why am I sitting in front of my computer? It is because I don’t have a fire… — Charles Eisenstein
- I don’t think books can change the world, but when the world begins to change, it searches for different books. — Shlomo Sand
- Death frames the high wire. But I don’t see myself as taking risks. I do all of the preparations that a non-death… — Philippe Petit
- I don’t want to be in pain anymore. I want to be done, to be left unburdened and naked, to tear the… — Kerry Cohen
- I don’t think there is any mystery to understanding the passionate feelings people have for guns. Nobody really believes it’s about maintaining… — Alec Wilkinson
- It’s the ability to bring events and characters to a resolution that draws me to writing, especially writing for children. I don’t… — Tim Wynne-Jones
- I don’t trust beauty anymore / when will I stop believing it? — Reginald Shepherd