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Humping Quotes by Robert Schimmel
- What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say,…
- I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to…
More Humping Quotes
- On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale
- In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie,… — Jason Biggs
- People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their… — Ed Westwick
- I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. — Julie Kagawa
- Prostitution is the supreme triumph of capitalism. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible… — Julie Burchill
- Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your… — Unknown Author
- What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit… — Robert Schimmel
- The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Let's go. We're supposed to rendezvous with the Captain at the lake. Oh, and try to keep the noise down. You sound… — Maria V. Snyder
- Still humping the American Dream — Hunter S. Thompson
- I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to… — Tina Fey
- And indeed it was, the arrow still protruding from its wet, grayish skin, humping its body along with incredible speed. A flick… — Cassandra Clare