Humping Quotes

22 quotes by 19 authors

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still… — Jason Biggs
People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. Itâ€™s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people.… — Ed Westwick
I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. — Julie Kagawa
Prostitution is the supreme triumph of capitalism. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all… — Julie Burchill
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. — Dean Potter
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say,… — Robert Schimmel
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Let's go. We're supposed to rendezvous with the Captain at the lake. Oh, and try to keep the noise down. You sound like a panicked… — Maria V. Snyder
Still humping the American Dream — Hunter S. Thompson
I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this… — Tina Fey
And indeed it was, the arrow still protruding from its wet, grayish skin, humping its body along with incredible speed. A flick of its tail… — Cassandra Clare
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
You can't be forgiven for dry humping your boyfriend — [big Bang Theory] Penny
There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels. — Honor Blackman
So I'm humping, jumping, sipping and skipping. — Hollywood Undead
Picture the person you absolutely hate with a really pissed off face.. now picture that same person furiously humping a watermelon with that same pissed… — Shelby Wilson
I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to… — Robert Schimmel
Ladies I'm not try to judge at all but all of that passa passa nasty dirty humping, your literally f*cking on the dance floor with… — Kola Deng
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Humping Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 22 Humping Quotes as follows: