Humping Quotes
22 quotes by 19 authors
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On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.
— Kate Beckinsale
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In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still…
— Jason Biggs
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People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people.…
— Ed Westwick
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I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.
— Julie Kagawa
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Prostitution is the supreme triumph of capitalism. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all…
— Julie Burchill
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Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
— Dean Potter
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say,…
— Robert Schimmel
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The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Let's go. We're supposed to rendezvous with the Captain at the lake. Oh, and try to keep the noise down. You sound like a panicked…
— Maria V. Snyder
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Still humping the American Dream
— Hunter S. Thompson
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I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this…
— Tina Fey
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And indeed it was, the arrow still protruding from its wet, grayish skin, humping its body along with incredible speed. A flick of its tail…
— Cassandra Clare
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
— Stephen Colbert
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You can't be forgiven for dry humping your boyfriend
— [big Bang Theory] Penny
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There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels.
— Honor Blackman
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So I'm humping, jumping, sipping and skipping.
— Hollywood Undead
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Picture the person you absolutely hate with a really pissed off face.. now picture that same person furiously humping a watermelon with that same pissed…
— Shelby Wilson
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I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to…
— Robert Schimmel
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Ladies I'm not try to judge at all but all of that passa passa nasty dirty humping, your literally f*cking on the dance floor with…
— Kola Deng
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A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Humping Quotes
19 authors contributed a total of 22 Humping Quotes as follows: