"I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest……" — Robert Schimmel
"I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window."
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22 Quotes by Robert Schimmel
Robert Schimmel has 22 quotes on this site.
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that.…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well,…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am,…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do…
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