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Humor Quotes by Will Rogers
- All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government…
- I don't know what humor is.
- Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.
- And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
- I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
- It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
- There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
- I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit…
- My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I…
- The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen