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How Come Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
- Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
More How Come Quotes
- If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez
- Hey,†Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.†Funny,†Eve said. She was… — Rachel Caine
- I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history? — Julie Burchill
- If the double helix was so important, how come you didn't work on It? Ther husband, Linus Pauling, when the Nobel Prize… — Unknown Author
- I have always loved the competitive forces in this business. You know I certainly have meetings where I spur people on by… — Bill Gates
- If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics? — Marie Dressler
- If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? — Tom Snyder
- I have faith that if we caught hold of God's living candle on that truth and went out into the world-I don't… — Truman G. Madsen