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• I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on… — Ritchie Blackmore
• I remember being at Greenblatt's on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he had some bling on… — Yvonne Strahovski
• ... If we consider the difference between William Henry Jackson packing in his camera by mule, and the person stepping for a… — Robert Adams
• Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up… — Pete Townshend
• A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put… — Rachel Bilson
• I go on the bus, I walk. A friend left his car recently at my house and I took it out one… — Vincent Kartheiser
• Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full… — Bill Maher
• He actually believes that she was murdered. The reality is, of course, also, that his car, his driver, were involved in this… — Unknown Author
• Duane Allman was one of the best there ever was ... when you listen to him, you are hearing a truly gifted… — Richard Betts
• Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after… — Rachel Maddow
• A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. — Unknown Author
• Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to… — Jack Handey

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