His Car Quotes

65 quotes by 61 authors

I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection… — Ritchie Blackmore
I remember being at Greenblatt's on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he had some bling on and whatever, and… — Yvonne Strahovski
... If we consider the difference between William Henry Jackson packing in his camera by mule, and the person stepping for a moment from his… — Robert Adams
Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up to the reception… — Pete Townshend
A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his… — Rachel Bilson
I go on the bus, I walk. A friend left his car recently at my house and I took it out one day just for… — Vincent Kartheiser
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher
He actually believes that she was murdered. The reality is, of course, also, that his car, his driver, were involved in this crash therefore there… — Robert Jobson
Duane Allman was one of the best there ever was ... when you listen to him, you are hearing a truly gifted individual giving his… — Richard Betts
Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow
A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car. — Emile Genest
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in… — Jack Handey
If (a particular researcher) won't stop when you ask nicely, when you picket in front of his house, or when you burn his car, maybe… — Jerry Vlasak
In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual. — Simon Blackburn
The only time an Australian ever walks is when his car runs out of petrol. — Barry Richards
When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing… — Mireille Enos
It's not just the kid who's spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars,… — Richard Hammond
Nobody uses his car in New York, because so many people use it that traffic is congested and unbearably slow. — George Mikes
If an American is motoring on his own, he (the paragon of morality and chastity) will slow down and stop beside every solitary pretty female… — Vladimir Mayakovsky
I remember my father's last race very clearly when he drove at Hockenheim in front of 100,000 people and I was sitting next to him… — Nico

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