Best His Car Sayings

65 His Car quotes by 56 unique authors

! What are you doing here?? And how did you know this was my room?? I was slightly weirded out. I said I hope to… — Jade
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. — SangFroid Stalker
I looked out my window and I seen my brother pull up in his car.. I ran outside and hid behind his tire and when… — Patience
Aiyyo fuck it nigga buck it nigga what'chu waitin for? Him to get into his car and cock back the four? — D Block
When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back? -Roman Pearce — Fast Five
My father died when I was young. He was out delivering Christmas packages like he did every year. My mom said that after he delivered… — Fred Willard
I think the thing that makes the most difference is the fact that I literally lived at his house for months on end and he… — Jay Baruchel
So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the… — Bill Engvall
Any bitch can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay in his house, order off the menu and spread her legs. But only… — Kenya
I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
Now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car. — Ritu Ghatourey
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto… — Nikhil Saluja
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja

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