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- A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough… — Unknown Author
- At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money… — Jack Handey
- The agent never receipts his bill, puts his hat on and bows himself out. He stays around forever, not only for as… — Raymond Chandler
- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. — Henny Youngman
- But he could not taste, he could not feel. In the teashop among the tables and the chattering waiters the appalling fear… — Virginia Woolf
- I know it sounds ironic, but I have a good relationship with members of both parties of Congress, ... Mike well knows… — Carole King
- The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six… — Nikhil Saluja