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Out Quotes by Henny Youngman
- The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The…
- A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one…
- I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
- There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,…
- A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one…
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