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- He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
- Let's get up here before we get killed!
- On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
- I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
- A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one…
- My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,…
- A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
- A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong