His Bill Quotes
7 quotes by 7 authors
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A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough for a week,…
— Dixon Lanier Merritt
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
— Jack Handey
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The agent never receipts his bill, puts his hat on and bows himself out. He stays around forever, not only for as long as you…
— Raymond Chandler
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
— Henny Youngman
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But he could not taste, he could not feel. In the teashop among the tables and the chattering waiters the appalling fear came over him-…
— Virginia Woolf
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I know it sounds ironic, but I have a good relationship with members of both parties of Congress, ... Mike well knows I oppose his…
— Carole King
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The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These His Bill Quotes
7 authors contributed a total of 7 His Bill Quotes as follows: