His Bill Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough for a week,… — Dixon Lanier Merritt
• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
• The agent never receipts his bill, puts his hat on and bows himself out. He stays around forever, not only for as long as you… — Raymond Chandler
• A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. — Henny Youngman
• But he could not taste, he could not feel. In the teashop among the tables and the chattering waiters the appalling fear came over him-… — Virginia Woolf
• I know it sounds ironic, but I have a good relationship with members of both parties of Congress, ... Mike well knows I oppose his… — Carole King
• The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These His Bill Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 His Bill Quotes as follows:

• 1 His Bill Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 His Bill Quote by Raymond Chandler
• 1 His Bill Quote by Henny Youngman
• 1 His Bill Quote by Virginia Woolf
• 1 His Bill Quote by Carole King
• 1 His Bill Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 His Bill Quote by Dixon Lanier Merritt