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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Whoever thinks of stopping the uprising before it achieves its goals, I will give him ten bullets in the chest.
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Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is…
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Go home and say to yourself, ‘I am a wayward, foolish child. But He loves me! I have disobeyed and grieved Him…
— Elizabeth Prentiss
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A prisoner lived in solitary confinement for years. He saw and spoke to no one and his meals were served through an…
— Anthony de Mello
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This new condition, this unwilled silence, had fallen over him ten days ago. The day Cass had gone into the hospital. The…
— Pseudonymous Bosch
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Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him…
— Brownie McGhee
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Please don't blame or scapegoat love for being stupid. You look in your man's wallet and see his license has him ten…
— Eugene Nathaniel Butler
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