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Him Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
- I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward…
- I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at…
- My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.
More Him Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him. — William Shakespeare
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- One of the great thing that A Christian can do is to draw closer to GOD inspite of all the hindrances. I… — Pacifiersucker
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice… — Carl von Clausewitz
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh