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• When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell,…
• We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop…
• The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when…
• Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
• If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this?…
• I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
• It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
• I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

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