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Heaven Quotes by Sam Kinison
- I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!'…
- Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
- My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
More Heaven Quotes
- What springs from earth dissolves to earth again, and heaven-born things fly to their native seat. — Marcus Aurelius
- I thought of the soul as resembling a castle, formed of a single diamond or a very transparent crystal, and containing many… — Teresa of Avila
- Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being… — Dan Aykroyd
- The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up Scripture and… — Michele Bachmann
- Strategic thinkers were naturally rattled to find this outsider fooling around with their work. They had been thinking strategically when Reagan was… — Russell Baker
- A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to… — Mikhail Bakunin
- The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master… — Mikhail Bakunin
- Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters? — James A. Baldwin
- If you compare NASA's annual budget to explore the heavens, that one year budget would fund NOAA's budget to explore the oceans… — Robert Ballard
- I live for those who love me, for those who know me true, for the heaven so blue above me, and the… — George Linnaeus Banks
- Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can… — Roseanne Barr
- Having robbed children of any sense that their Father is in Heaven and that they are His creation, we then launched an… — Gary Bauer