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Heard Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States.…
- You have to have a passionate opinion; otherwise you sound false. You end up telling the audience jokes they've already heard.
- On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.
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