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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
— Neil Simon
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People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a…
— Robert Pattinson
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He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
— William Shakespeare
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Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a…
— Bill Maher
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They say that God lives very high! But if you look above the pines You cannot see our God. And why? And…
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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No matter what face he wears, Satan has one overmastering ambition, one burning desire-to dethrone the Almighty and to place himself upon…
— Adrian Rogers
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The color of somebody's skin or the way he wears his hair or clothes has nothing to do with anything.
— Mills Lane
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The Scriptures should be read with the aim of finding Christ in them. Whoever turns aside from this object, even though he…
— John Calvin
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Jung Min’s palms are always sweating and he wears strange socks!
— Kim Hyung-jun
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He is the very Janus of poets; he wears almost everywhere two faces; and you have scarce begun to admire the one,…
— John Dryden
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The optimist, as you probably know, is a person who, when he wears out his shoes, just figures he's back on his…
— Hartman Rector, Jr.
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He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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