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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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On Easter or Christmas Day, my mother might drag me to church, just as she dragged me to the Buddhist temple, the…
— Barack Obama
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It is the fundamental right of every American, as guaranteed by the first amendment of the Constitution, to worship as he or…
— Jimmy Carter
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
— Conan O'Brien
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If you don’t have at least a working knowledge of the Hawaiian language… you can’t chant well. You cannot… receive the images…
— Unknown Author
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The "Kumulipo" is an old Hawaiian prayer chant that poetically describes the creation of the world. The word literally means "beginning-in-deep-darkness." Here…
— Rob Brezsny
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A lean, loose-jointed Negro had commenced plunking a guitar beside me while I slept. His clothes were rags; his feet peeped out…
— William Christopher Handy
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The cause of Hawaii and independence is larger and dearer than the life of any man connected with it. Love of country…
— LiliÊ»uokalani
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It is not just the history of the Hawaiian islands but the significance of the ordinary people whose lives - many quite…
— Alan Brennert
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An evening up on the Empire State roof-the strangest experience. The huge tomb in steel and glass, the ride to the 84th…
— Dawn Powell
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I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.
— Unknown Author
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When we got to the hotel, the Hawaiian Village, there were 500 screaming women there. The police were trying to keep the…
— Minnie Pearl
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Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the…
— Jack Handey
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