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Happen Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
- If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun…
- What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?
- Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
More Happen Quotes
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- We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people. — Prince Philip
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- It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself doing it.… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Have you ever met someone who you felt with your whole heart that they are directly from the hands of God, you… — Unkown
- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson
- Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised,… — Jane Austen