"What's the worst that can happen? A tidal……" — Stephen Colbert
"What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Glaciers Quotes
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One naturally asks, what was the use of this great engine set at work ages ago to grind, furrow, and…
— Louis Agassiz
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...Was it because a lot of the heat went into melting Arctic sea ice or parts of Greenland and Antarctica,…
— Kevin E. Trenberth
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The Himalayan Glaciers on the Tibetan Plateau have been among the most affected by global warming. The Himalayas...provide more than…
— Al Gore
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...in just 25 years the glaciers in the Himalayas which provide water for three-quarters of a billion people could disappear…
— Gordon Brown
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He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back
— A. A. Gill
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We estimate that there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric hunter-gatherers frozen up in those glaciers. Now, if they simply thaw and…
— John Hodgman
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You might not see climate change as an immediate threat to your job, your community, or your families," Kerry said.…
— John F. Kerry
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Global warming is one of those things, not like an earthquake where there's a big bang and you say, 'Oh,…
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Then it was intoxicating. The smooth takeoff, and the free feeling of having the world drop away. Soon after leaving…
— James Salter
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When Reinhold Messner returned from the first solo climb of Everest, he was severely dehydrated, and utterly exhausted; he fell…
— Kim Stanley
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Up there on Huckleberry Mountain, I couldn't sleep ... As the sky broke light over the peaks of Glacier, I…
— William Kittredge
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Gradually, very gradually, we saw the great mountain sides and glaciers and aretes, now one fragment and now another through…
— George Leigh Mallory
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