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Hand Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Time spent after a test... 5% Re-checking answers 5% Erasing answers 90% waiting for someone else to hand their test in first
- Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand mirror, and he'll…
- When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks.
- Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night.
- My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
- Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.
- When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
- Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.
- Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating.
- Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can.
- Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.
- God : We are all pencils in the hand of God.
- Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
- They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love.........after marriage it is self-defense.
- I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of a guy's hand.…
- Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you.
- After my hand has finished jacking me off, it hides in my pocket like a shamed whore.
- You gotta use hand claps and at the end of the day as weapons when you start to lose control of an argument.
- I hate when police stop me and say stupid things like you're speeding and there is a hand hanging out the trunk of your car.
More Hand Quotes
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- The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if… — Saint Augustine
- I had many friends to help me to fall; but as to rising again, I was so much left to myself, that… — Teresa of Avila
- I was living an extremely burdensome life, because every time I prayed, I became more clearly aware of my faults. On the… — Teresa of Avila
- A tool is usually more simple than a machine; it is generally used with the hand, whilst a machine is frequently moved… — Charles Babbage
- As a proud Catholic, I know the impact that faith-based education can have in our society and have witnessed it first hand… — Joe Baca
- Where there is devotional music, God is always at hand with His gracious presence. — Johann Sebastian Bach
- You all want to know what is my dream? Very simple. To walk along the beach, holding the hand of my lover. — Michelle Bachelet
- Chile has done a lot to rid itself of poverty, especially extreme poverty, since the return to democracy. But we still have… — Michelle Bachelet