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Bill Engvall has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
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We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much…
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It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun. Yet is it any more unusual to find…
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What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
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I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll…
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I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.
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