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Hair Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair.
- WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a fire plug when…
- She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
- No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee.
- If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.
- When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you are wearing something…
- Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in their hair.
- Excuse me, Mam there's a hair in my breast.- Me to KFC salesgirl.
- Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair.
- Chest hair is the fastest growing hair on my body
- I miss when I was Little, and didnt care about my weight, clothes or hair.., I just did what made me happy..!
- The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear.
- I love what you did with your hair - no guy ever
- If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass.
- I'm having a bad hair year.
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