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I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy. — Dave Chappelle
That guy just pointed his finger and Kakarot fell down! — Dragon Ball Z
Kakarott! Im going to kill you, your son and that bald guy! — Vegeta
That guy pointed his finger and Kakarott fell down! — Vegeta
Who's this guy? — Wolverine
I can be the good guy. — Wolverine
Captain Pete is the bad guy? — Mickey Mouse
So you still think that guy's funny? — Mickey Mouse
We go as far as the big guy takes us. — Dwyane Wade
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't really… — Chris Webby
He knows the American players inside and out, he knows how to coach in our region and across the world, and I think certainly if… — Tim Howard
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know… — Family Guy
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy — Family Guy
Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like… — Family Guy
Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you… — Family Guy
Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we… — American Dad
Paid way before we wrapped it up like tie dye, Hip hop sci fi, You could see he had the eye of the tiger through… — MF Doom
Steal Mickey D's cause I love the fries, So hood, hood rich, Baby, I'm that guy. — Gorilla Zoe
I've known 9th since he came in the game. I've always been a fan of his music, and he's a guy with a great personality… — Raekwon
I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer. — Big Time Rush
I read a poem once, about a girl who had a crush on a guy that died. She imagined him up in Heaven with all… — Peyton Sawyer
What difference does it make if you get with the popular guy or go to the right parties, or you know the moves to some… — Peyton Sawyer
Yeah well, I guess I cant really help it if I found the guy I wanna be with my first time out. Isnt that what… — Haley James Scott
So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're… — Brooke Davis
I forgot you're the guy who loves to rip the rug out from under me just when I feel like we've given some sort of… — Brooke Davis

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