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More like the movie where the guy meets a smart girl who wears a lot of sweaters and drinks cocoa. They talk about books and… — Stephen Chbosky
I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on. — Marissa Meyer
I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order… — Jeff Lindsay
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guyâ€™s lap was already creepy enough. We didnâ€™t need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead
Thank God he killed the guy. Oh, now, wait a minute. What kind of a prayer was that! — Anne Rice
Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn't usually knock the guy… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Iâ€™m not the smartest guy in the world, but Iâ€™m certainly not the dumbest. I mean, Iâ€™ve read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"… — Nick Hornby
In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes on older guys… — Mindy Kaling
If Paris were missing, heÂ´d want the same guys looking for him. Seriously, the only team capable of getting better results would be Jason Voorhees,… — Gena Showalter
There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any… — Neil Gaiman
-â€œSay no more,â€ Leif interrupted. â€œI understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.â€ -"There he goes again. Iâ€™m telling you, Danny Elfman… — Kevin Hearne
You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double. — Peter Lerangis
In a whirlwind, Reagan quickly knocked off fifty more push-ups, flipped, and did thirty crunches, then turned and landed a kick that dented the metal… — Peter Lerangis
I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. — Mindy Kaling
I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky. — Kim Harrison
I am a grenade," I said again. "I just want to stay away from people and read books and think and be with you guys… — John Green
there are lots of would-be censors out there, and although they may have different agendas, they all want basically the same thing: for you to… — Stephen King
It's a date," Leo repeats, and we shake on it.Leo's mother sticks her head in the door. "You guys are too young to be dating!"… — Wendy Mass
He did it (listened) as the world's most charming and magnetic people do, always asking the right question at the right time, never fidgeting or… — Stephen King
Essentially, I'm a very real person; good and bad. And the public image is one of being very good, I suppose. But one of the… — Unknown Author

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