Guy Quotes

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You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug — R L Stine
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
No Last Meal for you guys, either. Guess we have that in common.â€ Someone bust out the pom-poms and cheer for the team. Yay. — J R Ward
And then she told me she didnâ€™t want someone who needed her in order to be a better guy. She wanted someone who was better… — Tammara Webber
Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them — Simone Elkeles
I don't know why it's so hard for me to say those three words. Most guys throw it around like breath, like bait. — Tammara Webber
Heâ€™s not your typical prince, more like a square peg in a round hole, kind of like me. Heâ€™s the sort of guy who wouldnâ€™t… — Jodi Picoult
Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory — Candace Bushnell
People ask me all the time how I got hired onto the Office. Another common question is how do I manage to stay so down-to-earth… — Mindy Kaling
Hannakins: I know you guys are living out your own private Romeo and Juliet love story, but remember: Both of them die in Act V.… — Sara Shepard
I had just lot my best friend, barely escaped having my life sucked out by a psychotic burning girl, committed treason and nearly gotten the… — Kiersten White
There's a lot youdon't know, Sam. There's a lot I don't tell you. I know who I am. I know what I do, and what… — Michael Grant
I've never been this wet in my life, " said Kira. "Even immersed in a bathtub I swear I was dryer than I am now.… — Dan Wells
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping… — Jay Asher
It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain… — J R Ward
He was the kind of guy that made a woman want to rip his shirt open and watch the buttons scatter along with her inhibitions. — Sylvia Day
I thought about the bigger picture of my life, and about the peopleâ€”and particularly the guysâ€”I would encounter during my lifetime. How would I ever… — Rachel Cohn
Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it… — Sophie Kinsella
It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong. — James Dashner
When he didn't answer, she didn't know if it was because he couldn't or if he was back to not talking to her. Back to… — C.C. Hunter

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