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- The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!
- What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...
- When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'
- People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy…
- I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'... what a great country we live in.…
- I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would…
- I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet…
- This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.…
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