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Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just… — Boondocks
I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men… — Dwight Schrute
I just saw Earl before I left for L.A. and he was congratulating me and hes a real good guy. I know Earl will teach… — Russell Westbrook
Hes willing to work hard, just like all of us. I know him personally just from being in L.A. all the time, and hes a… — Russell Westbrook
Wot is a guy dat has a big ego is a coward — Debbie
He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room. — Ned Flanders
Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he… — Peter Griffin
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. — Eric Cartman
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind. — Eric Cartman
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me… — Eric Cartman
You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right. — Hank Hill
The only three things a guy should want change to about his girl is her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men. — Kid Cudi
So I'm at the office and uh I tell this guy I said to him wait wait what did I say wait a minute ALRIGHT… — Kevin Hart
The worst thing a guy can do is let a girl fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall. — Jessica
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy. But I've been drinking so much Imma call her anyway. — Drake
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theisman
The woman that I would try is happy with a good guy — Drake
Theres nothing worse than rejection. Its worse than death. I would wish sometimes for the guy to die because at least then I could go… — Oprah Winfrey
Look at that girl loook at that guy some guys are more shy then woman — If God Were The Sun
Everybody's laughing in my mind. Rumors spreading 'bout this other guy. — Justin Bieber

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