"Check out that guy, why is his face……" — Boondocks
"Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr."
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30 Quotes by Boondocks
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Not many men would stop to help a woman in need. -Cristal
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Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten. -Granddad
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Ahhh, a full day's supply of Vitamin C! -Cristal
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No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"!…
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Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So…
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You ain't gon' hit no woman in my house. -Granddad
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What woman, sir? This here's a ho. -A Pimp Named Slickback
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The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne. -Cristal
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I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game! -Granddad
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The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
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Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy…
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In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fucking idiot.…
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