Boondocks Quotes

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• Not many men would stop to help a woman in need. -Cristal
• Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten. -Granddad
• Ahhh, a full day's supply of Vitamin C! -Cristal
• No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"! -A Pimp Named Slickback
• Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a…
• You ain't gon' hit no woman in my house. -Granddad
• What woman, sir? This here's a ho. -A Pimp Named Slickback
• The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne. -Cristal
• I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game! -Granddad
• The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
• Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he…
• In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fucking idiot. Now, are we gonna have…
• Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably…
• Removing an evil nigger spirit from a negro is as hard as removing stink from a hunk of shit. We must use the tools that…
• My little girls selling out for the first time I am so proud. -Tom Dubois
• He's right, I hate Usher too! -Tom Dubois
• Whatever you do, don't tell my baby Jazmine. I don't want her to know her daddy was somebody's bitch! -Tom Dubois
• Nyuggah! You better have insurance! Ass whoopin insurance! And you about to pay a deductable! -Stinkmeaner
• It's my show bitch! -Bobby Brown
• You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of genitals: a vagina and a coochie? Oh, that's a conjunction!…

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