Boondocks Quotes

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• I smell you Robert! You's a Bitch! You is a bitch! -Stinkmeaner
• Boy, you come straight out of a comic strip -Bushido Brown
• Well, I got somethin' here to give you, that's very near and dear to me, ya pimp. These nuts, nigga! Gotcha, nigga! From beyond the…
• I'm paying 20 dollars for this nasty stale ass bullshit popcorn, the least you can do is put the butter on it. -Grandad
• You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner
• I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise ya, you niggas have nothin to celebrate. And no I…
• B'yes! As a matter of fact I get to set the rules about what is appropriate to say and what is not appropriate to say!…
• Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a Nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he…
• I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp…
• Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just…

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