Guy Quotes

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Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu. — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie)
They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like,… — Napoleon Dynamite
What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth — Anchorman
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that… — Superbad
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad
As some famous guy once said, let there be light. -Shawn — Boy Meets World
What are you? The shamwow guy? — RJ Berger
I was referred to her by a guardian in northern Wilmington, a guy who handles people that are moving into nursing homes. They leave all… — Richard Harris
*On the phone* Snooki: Hello? Random Guy: Hello. Snooki: Who's this? Guy: Can I speak to Angelina please? Snooki: No! She died. *Snooki hangs up* — Snooki
Id rather than be a bitch than a HOE I'd rather say it like it is than blow every guy I know I'd rather be… — XoJaNaMbAxO
Ohh... look at this. I have never seen one of these intacted before. This is the famous dead sea tupperware. Listen... *Phat*.. ahh! Still good!… — Aladdin
The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy. The door guy is a friend of mine and he's… — The Social Network
The grounds are our thing is cool and popular, and Harvard Connection is lame! Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise, I… — Mark Zuckerberg
Skinny guy asian grinning wide little chinky eyed every line is true I get it straight no invisiline. You running it I'm at the finish… — D Pryde
Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. -Henry Hill — Goodfellas
But I'm worried, I mean, I'm hearin' all kinds a fuckin' bad things. I mean he's treating me like I'm a fuckin' half-a-fag or somethin'.… — Goodfellas
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told… — Chelsea Handler
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to vote for our guy. - Kyle — South Park

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