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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my… — Bo Burnham
When I introduce you, I'm gonna say, 'This is a friend of mine.' That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, 'This… — Lefty - Donnie Brasco
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it. — Nicky Santoro
He's not just a guy, it's Spencer's best friend, it's such a good idea. — Heidi Montag
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.… — Ralphie May
Hopefully it dont manifest for the wrong guy egomaniac and the brainiac. Dont know how to act, 48 tracks, studio gangster, mack. — Cypress Hill
I love what I do. When you see me in the ring, you will say, He loves what he does. I have a good time… — Roy Jones Jr.
I used a different style against Hanshaw because he was so quick, but I think I will keep that style. Especially if the guy is… — Roy Jones Jr.
Before you won my hear.t You were a perfect guy and now that you've got me. You wanna leave me behind. — Jenni Rivera
I wonder if theres any documented accident of a guy who got hit by a truck... but a truck that was carrying alot of pillows… — Joel Zimmerman
Its real. Everybody wants to be a part of something thats real. And a person like me, Im down to Earth. Im from the hood… — Big Meech
Ummm at the Kerrang! awards this year I did a fist punch with the guy from Metallica. I dont even know his name. Well thats… — Oliver Sykes
We went back to Justins apartment. We made out you made out with that guy from London. You guys kissed a lot, and it wanst… — Audrina Patridge
It's not like I'm gonna marry the guy; I'm just going on a date. — Audrina Patridge
Don't be afraid to approach a guy because you'll never know, if you don't go talk to him. — Audrina Patridge
Now tell me what got two thumbs and knows how to spit rhymes? Two thumbs up, you gon point em at this guy. Al Edison… — Unknown Author
Our love was so strong, Nothing could split us apart, We was everything an more to eachother, Oh boy was I so inlove with this… — Shelby Brown
I picked it up and ran to town. As happy as a king. I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything. — Phil Harris
I dont know. That guy never tells me anything... -Agent Phil Coulson — Unknown Author
Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he… — Boondocks

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