"If a guy fucking tripped over a banana……" — Unknown Author

More Banana Quotes

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• My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love… — Casey Affleck
• Technology has the shelf life of a banana. — Scott McNealy
• You never know where to look when eating a banana. — Peter Kay
• Never say, and never take seriously anyone who says, 'I cannot believe that so-and-so could have evolved by gradual selection.'… — Richard Dawkins
• The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. — Clifton Fadiman
• Painful as it may be to hear it, there's nothing special about the people of this country that sets them… — Unknown Author
• I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve. — Unknown Author
• Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to… — Adele Griffin
• My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' — Betty White
• To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I… — Nicolas Cage
• If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic… — Paul Keating
• No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana... — Kiran Desai

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