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Got Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high…
- Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
- Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
- I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
- I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
- I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.
- Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.…
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
- Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.
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