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- It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
- Everybody's got cable.
- I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
- Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.
- This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really…
- When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run…
- You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
- You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.
- I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll…
- Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has…
- The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are…
- A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I…
- A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!.
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