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Got Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
- I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will…
- This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list,…
- You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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