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Going Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
- You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you…
- If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun…
- You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
- I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.
- Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
- I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The…
- In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with…
- Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones,…
- Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
- Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
- I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
- The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own…
- Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
- Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
More Going Quotes
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- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Dreams are what keep us going when real life lets us down. — Nishan Panwar
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- A lot of punk rock is not going to be in the mainstream. It's below the radar. The beauty of it is… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen