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Going Quotes by Bill Maher
- I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
- If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate…
- Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict…
- I'm okay with it now that Obama’s in office. I'm kind of trusting of him. But President Ted Cruz? Where this is going would bother…
- North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at…
- Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on…
- The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what's going on, and, if we don't like it,…
- Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
- New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're…
- When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values,…
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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- These megaleaks... They're an important phenomenon, and they're only going to increase. — Julian Assange
- I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen