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Goes Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
- This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you…
- I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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