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- Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
- We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan…
- And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had…
- Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
- And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot…
- If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
- All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
- Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
- They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to,…
- Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
- I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
- Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those…
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