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Giving Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister.
- THE AWKWARD MOMENT When you realize you're giving your pen a blowjob...
- Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
- Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up.
- I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite mark.
- When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons.
- Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
- I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change for the past…
- I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next…
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- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
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- I don't want to do business with those who don't make a profit, because they can't give the best service. — Richard Bach
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- Give yourself something to work toward - constantly. — Mary Kay Ash
- From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. — Arthur Ashe
- A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value. — Isaac Asimov
- For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi