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- We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records…
- I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not…
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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- The beginning of reform is not so much to equalize property as to train the noble sort of natures not to desire… — Aristotle
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- Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. — Douglas Adams
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- Meditation is like giving a hug to our ourselves, getting in touch whith that awesome reality in us. While meditating we feel… — Paramahansa Yogananda