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- When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.…
- Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I…
- I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something.…
- The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada…
- For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the…
- It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
- Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a…
- I see children as kites. You spend a lifetime trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you're both breathless. They…
- We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're…
- There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put…
- He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into…
- Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold…
- Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere
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- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
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- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
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